ExperiMentalism

Regret Drive

2008-12-01T18:47:00.000-08:00

Dr Crap’s Confessions of his fag world

2008-10-05T05:21:00.000-07:00

P/s: This post is suitable for anyone of all ages and is a 100% imaginary joke. However, viewer discretion is advised. This post is solely an expression of Dr Crap, a fictional character. You are not advised to actuate the site owner/author, Sean Lon with Dr Crap.

Many people have the mindset that if a guy has a piercing on the right side of his ear, that guy is a homosexual.

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Else, that guy is considered ‘straight’ otherwise.
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What if that guy pierces on both sides of his ears? Is he bisexual then?

*Shaves the mouth facial hair*

Living as Dr Crap, cannot be any easier. There are just too many dark secrets in my life that were hidden privately.

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Shh…This is my first journal entry of my scandalous date yesterday. We agreed to meet near the indoor lake of Plaza First World, Genting. I waited for almost two hours but he didn’t show up. I was getting furious and at the same time worried.

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He thought me the boogie “Pump-it!” dances which I ended up using, last month in public to cure my boredome.

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I began pondering on all the things he thought me.

He thought me to Salsa dance which I ended up using last week: to save myself when the piling of the 2-meter-high stacked books began falling down.

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He thought me to sit on the “luckiest chair” before gambling in Genting Highland’s Casino and Sports Toto last year, which I applied in my everyday.

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John finally arrived. *Yodels joyfully* Shy Shy as ever.

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Actually, we met on the internet. As cliché as it sounds, he always tries to reassure me in my insecurities in this relationship.

Last week, his dad who owns a Photo Shop located next to NuffNang’s firm took for me our wedding picture.( I had to wear the same clothes because I am just a fictional character, mah)

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Let me end by saying, “John is my partner!”

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Shh.., it’s our secret!

Genting Trip

2008-10-03T05:20:00.000-07:00

3 October 2008. It was my holiday. I visited Genting Highlands with my family and relatives. In total, there were five of us traveling, in a car. I have not been there since the year 2005 and thus, was pretty excited.

The weather was fine, snapped a picture of the beautiful clear sky.

Sky1.jpg

Before we reached there, we stopped by Gotong Jaya for lunch. Then, we headed to find a parking spot in Genting Highlands First World hotel. Within 20 minutes, we got our car parked. It was unlike, the previous bad experience I had with my dad; scouting approximately 1 hour for a legal parking spot.

The basement parking led us into the First World Hotel Lobby. Here is a photo of me in the first world hotel lobby.

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I begged to differ when my ex-gf told me how good looking I was four years ago. It was my struggles with self-esteem because I had been abused by unkind comments and remarks by people in my high school then. These egoistic people teased me with non-flattering names. Anyway, it’s okay, I’m so over it.

First time glancing at this photo made my inner voice shouted “Damn! You should be a male model!” ;)

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Enough of narcissism. I walked further in the complex and found myself in First World Plaza.

Then, these two landmark statues caught my eyes.

Replica of Oscar award

Replica of Statue of Liberty

It was getting warm inside so went outside to feel the chilling air breeze.

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Puzzled with directions to get back into the plaza
Outside1

Next, I went with into Ripley Robert’s archive with my bro’.

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It was an extremely interesting place to explore. I watched the video documentary of Robert Ripley’s history. The video stressed that he was a wealthy man during his time who owned a big mansion. He traveled a lot (like a KennySia blogger? LOL!) and along the way, Ripley encountered many bizarre and unique stuff. Alas, his homies regards his told stories and experiences as lies. He was nicknamed “The World Biggest Liar”. As a result, Robert Ripley began bringing back evidences which are now even displayed publicly in the archives.

I began looking around. Saw a real mummified falcon.
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Saw a real mummified cat.
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Then there was these wooden idols. Touch it and you will get pregnant. Believe it or not?

Weird4.jpg

I touched it and REALLY got ‘pregnant’ after my dinner. As I strolled along, I saw portrays and replicates of remarkable individuals who were unique physically.

This was a photo taken in the early days. The guy was born with a real unicorn-like thorn on his head. (Must be damn ‘horny’)

Weird9,jpg

Then there is this Chinese guy. According to Ripley’s he was born with a blue face. (Sure see a lot of blue movie)

Weird11,jpg

If I’m right, this guy installed a real-golden nose when he lost his actual ones in a war.
Weird12,jpg

Looks like your grandparents golden tooth is still so ‘noob’ if compared to this god-like feature. LOL!

Some the artworks were remarkable. For instance, this real turtle shell with real artistic portray carvings.

Weird13.jpg

Also, saw other bizarre creature like this mummified mythical fish, hybrid of a monkey and mermaid.

Weird3.jpg

I think this place is like 10X more interesting than the national museum. Actually, there are more of these pictures. Visit my photo album to see more.

After that, I did some pondering…
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3 October 2008. It was my holiday. I visited Genting Highlands with my family and relatives. In total, there were five of us traveling, in a car. I have not been there since the year 2005 and thus, was pretty excited.

The weather was fine, snapped a picture of the beautiful clear sky.

Sky1.jpg

Before we reached there, we stopped by Gotong Jaya for lunch. Then, we headed to find a parking spot in Genting Highlands First World hotel. Within 20 minutes, we got our car parked. It was unlike, the previous bad experience I had with my dad; scouting approximately 1 hour for a legal parking spot.

The basement parking led us into the First World Hotel Lobby. Here is a photo of me in the first world hotel lobby.

Lobby.jpg

I begged to differ when my ex-gf told me how good looking I was four years ago. It was my struggles with self-esteem because I had been abused by unkind comments and remarks by people in my high school then. These egoistic people teased me with non-flattering names. Anyway, it’s okay, I’m so over it.

First time glancing at this photo made my inner voice shouted “Damn! You should be a male model!” ;)

Lobby2.jpg

Enough of narcissism. I walked further in the complex and found myself in First World Plaza.

Then, these two landmark statues caught my eyes.

Replica of Oscar award

Replica of Statue of Liberty

It was getting warm inside so went outside to feel the chilling air breeze.

Outside7

Puzzled with directions to get back into the plaza
Outside1

Next, I went with into Ripley Robert’s archive with my bro’.

Ripley14

It was an extremely interesting place to explore. I watched the video documentary of Robert Ripley’s history. The video stressed that he was a wealthy man during his time who owned a big mansion. He traveled a lot (like a KennySia blogger? LOL!) and along the way, Ripley encountered many bizarre and unique stuff. Alas, his homies regards his told stories and experiences as lies. He was nicknamed “The World Biggest Liar”. As a result, Robert Ripley began bringing back evidences which are now even displayed publicly in the archives.

I began looking around. Saw a real mummified falcon.
Weird8..jpg

Saw a real mummified cat.
Weird7..jpg

Then there was these wooden idols. Touch it and you will get pregnant. Believe it or not?

Weird4.jpg

I touched it and REALLY got ‘pregnant’ after my dinner. As I strolled along, I saw portrays and replicates of remarkable individuals who were unique physically.

This was a photo taken in the early days. The guy was born with a real unicorn-like thorn on his head. (Must be damn ‘horny’)

Weird9,jpg

Then there is this Chinese guy. According to Ripley’s he was born with a blue face. (Sure see a lot of blue movie)

Weird11,jpg

If I’m right, this guy installed a real-golden nose when he lost his actual ones in a war.
Weird12,jpg

Looks like your grandparents golden tooth is still so ‘noob’ if compared to this god-like feature. LOL!

Some the artworks were remarkable. For instance, this real turtle shell with real artistic portray carvings.

Weird13.jpg

Also, saw other bizarre creature like this mummified mythical fish, hybrid of a monkey and mermaid.

Weird3.jpg

I think this place is like 10X more interesting than the national museum. Actually, there are more of these pictures. Visit my photo album to see more.

After that, I did some pondering…
Ripley5.jpg

3 October 2008. It was my holiday. I visited Genting Highlands with my family and relatives. In total, there were five of us traveling, in a car. I have not been there since the year 2005 and thus, was pretty excited.

The weather was fine, snapped a picture of the beautiful clear sky.

Sky1.jpg

Before we reached there, we stopped by Gotong Jaya for lunch. Then, we headed to find a parking spot in Genting Highlands First World hotel. Within 20 minutes, we got our car parked. It was unlike, the previous bad experience I had with my dad; scouting approximately 1 hour for a legal parking spot.

The basement parking led us into the First World Hotel Lobby. Here is a photo of me in the first world hotel lobby.

Lobby.jpg

I begged to differ when my ex-gf told me how good looking I was four years ago. It was my struggles with self-esteem because I had been abused by unkind comments and remarks by people in my high school then. These egoistic people teased me with non-flattering names. Anyway, it’s okay, I’m so over it.

First time glancing at this photo made my inner voice shouted “Damn! You should be a male model!” ;)

Lobby2.jpg

Enough of narcissism. I walked further in the complex and found myself in First World Plaza.

Then, these two landmark statues caught my eyes.

Replica of Oscar award

Replica of Statue of Liberty

It was getting warm inside so went outside to feel the chilling air breeze.

Outside7

Puzzled with directions to get back into the plaza
Outside1

Next, I went with into Ripley Robert’s archive with my bro’.

Ripley14

It was an extremely interesting place to explore. I watched the video documentary of Robert Ripley’s history. The video stressed that he was a wealthy man during his time who owned a big mansion. He traveled a lot (like a KennySia blogger? LOL!) and along the way, Ripley encountered many bizarre and unique stuff. Alas, his homies regards his told stories and experiences as lies. He was nicknamed “The World Biggest Liar”. As a result, Robert Ripley began bringing back evidences which are now even displayed publicly in the archives.

I began looking around. Saw a real mummified falcon.
Weird8..jpg

Saw a real mummified cat.
Weird7..jpg

Then there was these wooden idols. Touch it and you will get pregnant. Believe it or not?

Weird4.jpg

I touched it and REALLY got ‘pregnant’ after my dinner. As I strolled along, I saw portrays and replicates of remarkable individuals who were unique physically.

This was a photo taken in the early days. The guy was born with a real unicorn-like thorn on his head. (Must be damn ‘horny’)

Weird9,jpg

Then there is this Chinese guy. According to Ripley’s he was born with a blue face. (Sure see a lot of blue movie)

Weird11,jpg

If I’m right, this guy installed a real-golden nose when he lost his actual ones in a war.
Weird12,jpg

Looks like your grandparents golden tooth is still so ‘noob’ if compared to this god-like feature. LOL!

Some the artworks were remarkable. For instance, this real turtle shell with real artistic portray carvings.

Weird13.jpg

Also, saw other bizarre creature like this mummified mythical fish, hybrid of a monkey and mermaid.

Weird3.jpg

I think this place is like 10X more interesting than the national museum. Actually, there are more of these pictures. Visit my photo album to see more.

After that, I did some pondering…
Ripley5.jpg

Industrial Training Completion

2008-09-30T05:15:00.000-07:00

Recently, life is starting to seem exciting again. I had just completed my industrial training at 30 September 2008. It was that unexpected Tuesday when the Managing Director (M.D) for that company honored me with the certificate of internship completion. He personally looked for me in the technical department of his company.

Apart from enquiring to get my feedback on the internship experiences with his company, he also informed me gleefully what my supervisor (technical department head) had written on my Trainee’s Appraisal Form. As I recalled partly, it was “able to accomplish given tasks with precision and style” I still wondered what the “style” represents? Sounds like a cheesy advertisement punch line. LOL! What you think?

However, as I was trying to response with a grin, the M.D, Mr Ng added the negative line “This trainee needs to improve his handwriting”. It was like a “WTF” moment for me. He chuckled aloud uttering the written statement of my supervisor. I stood there speechless. I am not going to disapprove this fact but to me, handwriting is rather insignificant in the I.T career line as we use keyboard to write and communicate. Actually, this is not my first time hearing this remark. My mom, lecturer, friends, supervisor, colleagues and even stranger teasingly warned me before. I guess in reality, this is steps from “Lesson 101: How to kill creativity”.

Now, let’s resume to the topic. Shall we? LOL! I appreciate my internship experience a lot. There are plenty of the aspects and moments I cherished throughout. Here is the list of them:

1) Environment Flexibility: I get to travel to a customer’s place(on-site) and also work in the office(in-house) depending on the supervisor’s assignment. Hence, this suits my ideal job description of a working balance. I refuse to work in a confine predictable environment where excitements extinct.

When in-house, I mainly deal with hardware testing, fixing and research and documentation (during in-house). Also, some phone support to customer calling in.

When on-site, I get to meet people and usually my tasks are to perform computer hardware and troubleshooting based on the Job sheets generated by my in-house colleagues. Sometimes, get to meet 9/10 working chicks1 ;)

Imagine being “stuck-ed in the office” forever.

2) Traveling interests: Being onsite is exciting because I get to go different places and meet new faces and places. Occasionally, I enjoy a good cuisine depending on the place I am assigned. Besides that, being chauffeured in job cannot be any better. When the distant is long, I take a nap allowably in the van. Furthermore, I learnt from the driver new and express traveling routes to local destinations. So far, I have enjoyed myself in more than 5 shopping complexes and 10 famous restaurants when working on-site. My colleague even thought me the secret technique of “Loitering in Mamaks Without Being Noticed by the Supervisor”. We just make up excuses saying the customer site requires more thorough diagnosis on their hardware.

Okay, I guess I should stop here. My noble uncle who is working in China came down last Friday, 26 September 2008 for a mid-year holiday trip. Yay!

Karaoke@ Neway SS17

2008-09-27T05:19:00.000-07:00

This posted should be dated at 27 September 2008.

Start with a bang!
My first outlet-karaoke session took place in an outlet in my very own vicinity, Subang Jaya:V.I.P style.

The package we took included buffet and room session for 3 hours. When I first walked into the room, I was awed by the size of the room given. The next thing I love was the ultra-comfort bed-like sofas.

After being seated in the room, I tried on the karaoke machine. I discovered it has a wide-array of songs that cross the languages, genre and artists’ countries. The remote control was really cool! Its list of functionalities exceeded my expectation of a typical karaoke machine.

Then, after that I went to the buffet food area. Wow! I was shocked myself upon seeing all the different type of foods there. Western, Chinese, Malay and Japanese all also got! I had more than 10 rounds of self-serving to the food. Haha!

Bill was settled by my uncle. Did not pay much attention to the price but if I remembered correctly, it was RM 100++ per person.

Overall, this is my rating for this karaoke outlet:

Food Varity – 4.4 / 5
Food Taste - 4.4 / 5
Place comfort – 4.5 / 5
Place cleanliness – 4 / 5
Service – 4 / 5
Amp Sound System – 3 / 5
Microphone – 2 / 5 [the battery died out half-way and the sensitive mic create feedbacks too easily]

Why I assume My Potential to Win -BIG MAC CHANT Contest

2008-06-24T21:45:00.000-07:00

I think we deserve to win because of the brilliant storyline and entertainment value plus friendship value we try to convey in our video.

In Marketing term:
-We satisfy the promotion of the 'core' product by emphasizing the burger as a bonding tool and between two friends.

-We also emphasized on the 'actual' product by magnifying the expression of the actor when eatign the tasty delicious tasteful burger. After eating the burger, in the video, we see they are inspired to do a jam. The chant was involved as it is the 'inti-pati' or input source for such a cool jam between two friends.

In general creativity term:
-We exploit rivalry illustrations between KFC and MC donald by getting two actors with shirt indirectly representing the parties and their current marketing strategy.

-We also used mnemonics to explain what BIG MAC means!!! Otherwise, everything else participants mumble are plain gibberish.

-More than that,we used literal joke, such as Beatboxer with introduction of someone beating up the box and tongue twister concept by getting the actor to show him shaking off his tied up tongue.

-Further than that, we used cool theme songs to liven up the mood pertainingly to the mood.

-Also, we created a whole new original jam for the chant with original beat.

-We try to use less editing and spectacular editing effect since we want audience to focus on the core idea of the video and appreciate it for it not for touch-ups.

In competitive analysis term:
-You can watch a whole list of videos, but they are either long and windy and boring or short,clueless, direction-less and boring.

-Most are typical teen joke which is so old school. Geek, hot girls and fighting,not sharing,stealing, hiding. Don't you think they are so predictable. How about watching mentos ad, or some other ads on tv already?!

-Most are what 'i' think simply horrendous, unwatchable. Once you watch, you won't wanna watch again.

-Some videos are really good in technical editing aspect, but they are just sad and not happy feeling like how MC Donald describe "I'm lovin' It!"

-Some are just too plainly happy and stupid, like the family version of rap chant or whatever that is.

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Many people create bogus account to vote for themselves, I hope the judges evaluate and consider these related factors in their decisions to pick the winner.

My BIG MAC CHANT contest entry

2008-06-24T21:43:00.000-07:00

Took me a whole week to think of story lines and transitions. Finally, got it done. I'm feeling high!
Vote for me please!
http://nuffnang.com.my/bigmacchant

Synopsis:
This video is about two teen friends with different individual talent abilities. Their skills complement one another during the final jam when they co-operated. These could not have happened without the Big Mac offering. Enjoy! LOL!

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Crews
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Da' Tongue Twista - Ching Hau
The Beat-boxer - Sean Lon
Director - Ching Hau
Editor - Sean Lon
Cameraman - Ching Ann , Yoong Jun

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Real scenario and staff involved @ Subang Jaya MC Donald SS 15

Finally getting my legs into the field

2008-06-24T21:42:00.000-07:00

My friends and associates had started blogging a while back in the sophisticated multimedia web-medium like Xanga, Wordpress and Blogspot. I was tempted to follow their lead and to accept the trail to their approach. However, after long consideration and arduous mental contemplation I gave up that thought because, first, you have to be ready to accept commitment to maintain the blog. The maintenance effort includes heavy customizing and aesthetic multimedia dressings to your web blog to attract readers. Besides that, most of the bad typical blogger seems dire enough to come up with a good post, somewhat between lack of inspiration and condemn-sounds-easier attitude. I am not talking from the hater point of view. I acknowledged the fact that I'm in no position to judge as it seems that everyone has their own guilty pleasure/s and habit and acceptance theory in their life. However, now i experienced a paradigm shift. I saw the bright side of blogging into this kind of environment. There are more benefits than disadvantages. In fact, there are too many to list them down here. That is why i am here. Feel free to list them into my comment box. : )